you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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