the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
