so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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