This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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