Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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