How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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