But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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