Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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