I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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