i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Im part way to drunk.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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