Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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