I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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