she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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