soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
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