Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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