I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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