her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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