Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
