Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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