no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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