shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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