im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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