You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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