I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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