So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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