In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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