just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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