dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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