It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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