scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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