My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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