I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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