How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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