your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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