wanna go halves on a baby?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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