"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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