im drinking this country out of the recession.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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