have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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