their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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