Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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