I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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