I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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