Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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