I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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