so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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