I'm lost and stupid without you.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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