What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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