I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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