haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Is Oprah even human
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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