yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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