...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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