it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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