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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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