He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
what if I'm pregnant?
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i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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