I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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